March 4, 2011
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Autoeroticism Leads To Drunk Couple's Bust

Kentucky man cops to being pleasured while speeding

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MARCH 4--Meet Jason Kircher and Jessica Talarovich.

The Kentucky couple was traveling early yesterday in Louisville when a cop spotted their car speeding and weaving in and out of traffic.

When an officer pulled over the 2005 Toyota, Kirchner, 31, offered a simple explanation for his erratic driving: He was "getting a blow job" from Talarovich while attempting to navigate Interstate 64, according to a police report.

While that admission may explain the grin seen on Kircher’s face in his mug shot, it did not keep cops from arresting him for careless driving and speeding. And since he failed a series of field sobriety tests--despite having a blood alcohol level below the state limit--Kircher was also charged with drunk driving.

Talarovich, 31, was charged with public intoxication and possession of an open container of alcohol in a car.

While investigators noted that Kircher reeked of booze, it is unknown what they may have smelled on Talarovich’s breath. (2 page)

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Comments (22)

Submitted by Paladin59 on Fri, 2011-05-27 14:32.
So the guy got a B J from Wynnona Judd while he was driving.
Submitted by superinfidel on Fri, 2011-04-29 18:25.
Didn't she have to take a breathylizer test as well to be charged with being publicly intoxicated? EEWWW Hope they sterilized and rinsed the breathylizer throughly after she used it. You could get backsplash if you're the next to blow into it.
Submitted by happ59156 on Tue, 2011-03-15 13:46.
So, he blew a .05 and she blew a 2.5"
Submitted by bobandruth2416 on Sun, 2011-03-06 20:26.
Does autoeroticism mean that she is a natural born cs?
Submitted by RabbleRabble on Sat, 2011-03-05 23:30.
And what exactly is that on her lipOMG
Submitted by bobandruth2416 on Sun, 2011-03-06 20:08.
the age old question...to spit or swallow....she was undecided at this point.
Submitted by riverstyx on Sat, 2011-03-05 15:31.
Who the hell fails a sobriety test when they're sober?
Submitted by Justin on Sun, 2011-03-06 15:43.
I was wondering the same thing.
Submitted by beebull on Sat, 2011-03-05 09:29.
Guess this makes him a hometown celebrity and her a desired woman, watch for them on Jerry Springer
Submitted by Redrover on Sun, 2011-03-06 11:20.
As opposed to your home town? Where it would be booking photos of two guys.
Submitted by Loveourvets on Fri, 2011-03-04 18:28.
The look on her face looks like she's saying, Hey! I did that for him and all I get is arrested?" I hope their families, friends, neighbors and employers visit this website. How embarrassing!
Submitted by mombo on Fri, 2011-03-04 17:19.
eeeeewwwww! You disgusting hog! He looks like a worm with a face.
Submitted by Justin on Sun, 2011-03-06 16:10.
what do you look like?
Submitted by Mengine4 on Sat, 2011-03-05 18:21.
Mombo!!!! Thank you i could not have said it better!! LMAO!!!!!!! don't take him fishing!, LMAO!!!!!
Submitted by Mo Ma' on Fri, 2011-03-04 15:08.
Perhaps she should change her name to Jessuccit Tuggnsuch...
Submitted by David Parry on Fri, 2011-03-04 13:52.
Guess it takes a Hummer to get a Toyota stopped.
Submitted by edro3111 on Fri, 2011-03-04 13:41.
Now we know why those Toyota's had an accelerator problem.
Submitted by labazro on Fri, 2011-03-04 13:03.
looks like if it had gone on much longer his neck wouldn't have been able to stretch anymore and his head would have popped.
Submitted by sfbadger on Fri, 2011-03-04 12:37.
It takes a special kind of stupid to be arrested for DUI after "passing" a breathalyzer test! Judging by his grin I'm assuming he was able to climax before actually pulling over. Idiot!
Submitted by Mengine4 on Sat, 2011-03-05 18:24.
He had to pull over, did you see the "load" he was carrying?
Submitted by bobandruth2416 on Sun, 2011-03-06 20:25.
no..most of it was gone by the time the police pulled them over.
Submitted by rfarouk123 on Fri, 2011-03-04 12:35.
"I guess the blew the breathalizer test"! It sucks big time,
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